(stop doing the wish cannot be ruined bit) the wish cant be ruined in a written form, but your italian food is disgusting! i wish i could do better in my work.

you do but then you get fired. (were you talking about that, or school work?) I wish I was mega-smart

You are but you loose it all in a nanosecond due to an electric storm. I wish i had a lemon merangue pie.

you do but it tastes bad. Really baaaaaaaad. I wish I had a Wii.

You do but it breaks as soon as you touch it. I wish I wasn't sick.

You're not you just have a broken leg. I wish i had a Pepsi Max.

(was talking about school work) you do but inside its fanta i wish the tomato ketchup wasnt finished

It isn't finished it's just out of date I wish my Smeg ups would arrive.

they do but you hate them i wish i could buy all the books on my booklist

You can but it turns out half the pages are missing from each book. I wish my tattoo didn't itch so much

it doesnt it just burns i wish the spacebar on my comp was less stiff

*evil giggle* It isn't stiff it's so loose it falls off. I wish i had better initials.

you do but you keep forgetting them i wish i had nicked my friends 3ltr bottle of coke (thank god for coke... thank coke for caffeine)

You did but it wasn't coke, it was vinegar. I wish my sweat band was blue.

(nope it was coke i already had some) its blue but it gets dyed mouldy orange in the wash.. dont know how. i wish i had £500 cash right here, right now!