you do but you drop that down the loo too lol i wish i was going on the school trip tomorrow

You are but it's crap. I wish Ebay was free.

it is but your only allowed to look at things i wish i could write faster

You can but get constant hand spasms. I wish i had waist length hair.

you do but you get bubblegum stuck at the roots and have to be shaved bald i wish i didnt have school tomorrow

You don't but you have to have it on weekends. I wish y cheque would clear.

(no school for me today after all hehe) it clears but you wish it hadnt i wish i had a library in my house

You do but it's a library for a mouse. I wish i didn't have darts tonight.

you dont you have something worse i wish i could bunk off school tomorrow as well (wait whats stopping me?)

You do but your house burns down. I wish i didn't have a nine hour shift tomorrow.

You don't it's 13 hours I wish I wasn't in IT

You're not you're in Maths. I wish my stomach would stop playing up.

(but I like maths) Your stomach isn't playing up, your brain's bleeding instead. I wish I could teleport.

(You like Maths?!) You can teleport but get stuck in a brick wall. I wish my new tattoo would hurry and heal.

(yeah you like maths??? is that even possible? i have a maths test tomorrow :( ) it heals but you want it off i wish i didnt have a test tomorrow