they arent coz you loose your voice and cant tell jokes at all. i wish essays werent sooo long.

there not but your not writing an essay your doing a disertation.

I wish my flute was fixed.

It is fixed but you get kicked off the orchestra. I wish my nails were a tad shorter.

they all break so they're shorter i wish i could find my pencil sharpener

You find it but its broken. I wish my cough would go away.

It's gone but you've got very itchy chicken pox instead. I wish I didn't need to buy shoes.

you dont you need to buy something else instead. i wish i didnt have to tidy my room.

You don't so you don't clean it and you get trapped in your room. I wish i had toned muscles.

you do but their too toned and very manly I wish i could straighten my hair in 2 seconds

You can but you burn the ends and your hair is now frizzy as heck. I wish New Years Eve would hurry up.

(so do I) it hurries up but passes too quickly i wish i needed less sleep

You need less sleep but have more homework. I wish i could draw really well.

you can but you cant write anymore i wish i wasnt so depressed

(I would type this bu i can't write :D) You aren't depressed just hulk angry. I wish my Area Manager wasn't such a w@&*^%