You are prettier but now everyone thinks you're a bimbo. I wish i had better maths skills.

you have but you loose all your other skills. I wish i could leave high school

You can leave high school but only because you go to a college where the work is 12x harder. I wish i had pj's that had penguins on them.

you do but the penguins come and get them back. i wish i stayed behind after hair & make up to see the show again

You did but everything went wrong and the show was a flop. I wish Esquires didn't shut at 2am

its doesnt shut at 2am it shuts at 1am. I wish i didnt have to wake up so early for school.

You don't have to get up early you can never go to sleep. I wish i could loose weight

you loose weight so quickly you disapear in to thin air. I wish that my housemate would washup once in a while.

she does but she breaks everything. I wish i had better trousers.

you have better trousers but they split when you bend over. I wish i didn't have to work tonight.

You don't have to work tonight...you have to work tomorrow night nd sunday night. I wish i had bigger band width

you do but it completely stops working i wish i could get away with wearing black jeans instead of black trousers in school. (everyone else does but when i wear jeans instead i get in trouble so unfair)

You do get away with black jeans but have to wear a puke coloured jumper. I wish i didn't have a stupid rash on my neck.

you dont instead its on your face i wish it would snow here

its snows and everyone gets snowed in school and work.