You can but only because you're in hospital with something really horrible. I wish i coul cook without burning the house down.

you can only cook rubbish tasting food i wish i was better when it comes to quadratic equations and algebra.

You are better but you're rubbish at everything lse. I wish i had an amazingly large vocabulary.

you do but you loose your voice and can never speak again. i wish my crayola felt tips would never ever run out.

They never run out they just run away. I wish i wasn't so weird today.

your not weird yout crazy. I wish it wasn't so cold.

its not cold its too hot. i wish the xmas hols would come quick.

They come quick but end even quicker. I wish i was a charmed one.

charms can be bad or go wrong. i wish i had co-ordination

You have co-ordination but nothing to co-ordinate. I wish i had a really, really good costume for cosplay.

you hav a good costume but it goes through a shredder i wish i had my own laptop & didnt have to share

(noooo costumeeeee *whimper*) You have your own laptop but it breaks an you can't get another one. I wish i had every series of scrubs on dvd.

you have them all but someone comes a long with a hammer and smashes them to bits. i wish i would stop sneezing.

You stop sneezing and start throwing up instead. I wish my footy team would win tomorrow.

they win tomorrows match... but never win a match again (which footie team?) i wish my friend would come online and email me our science homework.