instead you have a physics report due... i wish i could be extremely lucky when it comes to the maths test tomorrow.

You flunk your english paper. I wish my computer will get rid of its virus itself.

It gets rid of it but it gets rid of all your work as well. I wish i passed my test yesterday

You failed overall. I wish everyone can stay in touch.

everyone can stay in touch, but that includes people you dont want to stay in touch with. i wish ink cartridges for printers were cheaper.

there cheaper but contain hardly any ink. I wish my computer wasn't broken.

It isnt but you sprain your fingers ad cannot use the computer. I wish my finger will stop itching.

Your back itches instead I wish i had a monkey.

you have a monkey but it runs away i wish i had a decent sharpener and a new set of sketch pencils.

your sharpener gets blunt really easily and your pencil leds are broken. i wish my flute lesson wasn't cancelled today.

instead your next 20 lessons are. i wish i had a years supply of coke.

you do but by the time you have drank it all your teath have fallen out.

oops forgot thhe wish i wish it wasn't so cold here.

you forgot your wishy wish.

ok never mind. its not cold its unbearably hot. i wish i had £500 cash