You get a laptop but as you get off a bus with it someone knocks it out of your hands and it smashes on the floor. I wish i could swim with dolphins.

You swim with dolphins but get side swiped by a shark and lose your leg. I wish world hunger would end.

world hunger ends but you get hungry instead. i wish i dont have exams.

you don't have any exams but that means no qualifications and you won't be able to get a job. I wish i had my own piccolo.

You have your own Piccolo but lose your music talent so it's useless. I wish i could sing.

You can sing beuatifuly but you loose your voice. i wish i had a longer attention span.

You have a longer attention span but lose your memory. I wish hangovers didn't exist.

Hangovers don't exist but as a result you die of alcohol poisening. I wish i had a purple monkey dishwasher.

You have a purple monkey dishwasher but it takes a year to do one set of washing up. I wish global warming stopped.

It does, but the planet freezes instead I wish paper work did exist.

Paper work didn't exist but everything was so disorganised it takes 3 years just to replace a window in the office. I wish I was a millionare

You become a millionnaire but then some sod would get jealous of you and murder you. I wish I had a dinosaur as a pet. (That is such a cool game!)

You have a t-rex as a pet but it eats you, your family and half your naibours, as well as leaves very large piles to pick up. I wish I was a wolf

you are a wolf but now your forced to live in the wild and are hunted by wolf packs. I wish I didn't have class today.

You don't go to class but you are dragged to the headteacher's office after police finds you. I wish I was a goddess.