You get something really gorgeous, but it gets nicked. i wish i could cook a 4 course meal.

You cook it but its so foul that everyone that eats it dies. I wish I could draw >.>

you can draw but every drawing you ever do catches fire. i wish i was a genius

You are a genius but because you know so much you never have any friends. I wish my hair was straight.

Your hair is straight but it is terribly out of fashion. I wish i can go out.

you can but you have a terrible time i wish the sky was purple

the sky is purple so its always dark. i wish my little finger doesn't hurt.

it doesnt hurt, it just falls off. i wish i wasnt forgetful.

You're not forgetful you have no memory at all. I wish i had a nice hair cut.

Your hair falls off the next day. I wish my ears dont feel uncomfortable on aeroplanes.

They don't feel uncomfortable, you're in agony. I wish i was famous

your famous coz ur wanted by the police i wish i was a witch.

You are a witch but really bad at it. I wish tv had better programmes

They have better programmes but you spoil your tv. I wish the rubbish can clear itself.

It clears itself right into your back garden. I wish cars fixed themselves.