Its out but the book shops have all ran out of those books. I wish my head didn't hurt after AAA

your head doesnt hurt... you get the flu! i wish i could injure my right arm and have an excuse of not doing homework for the next 2 months.

Your teacher insists you write with your left hand. I wish there's a movie made on BMT.

theres a movie but its really really rubbish. I wish i didn't ache so much after running.

You don't ache, you're in excrutiating pain. I wish my lungs weren't still clogged

they arent clogged, your ears are and your deaf. i wish i didnt have to do a speech.

You can't anyway- you've lost the power of speech altogether. I wish I coud be less pessimistic.

Your not pessimistic anymore because your annoyingly over optimistic. I wish schools were less strict about uniform.

They're only strict with you cause you don't know how to dress. I wish I could jump right into fantasy novels when I wanted to.

one day you jump into one and you get stuck in one and it becomes a really gruesome horror. i wish people wouldn't bug me when im busy.

Soon people stop, but then they never approach you at all. I wish my best friend wouldn't move away.

she doesnt move away. you do instead. i wish i had a little smart elf to do my all my work for me.

The female and very ugly elf (like dobby) reveals that shes gay and confess her love to you! She now walks with you everywhere.

first of all im slightly disturbed by that and secondly you forgot your wish.

But WHYY MUST I ALWAYS FORGET TO WISH!??!?! *grumble* I wish that my sleeping habits gets back to normal.