They do but get them wrong second time round. I wish my eyes weren't itchy.

your eyes arent itchy, your nose and ears are. i wish my history teacher was nicer

She is nicer but all your other teachers are what she was like x20. I wish drinks at gigs were cheaper.

drinks are cheaper at gigs but tickets cost twice as much. I wish that i had the brains to train as a vet.

you do but you have to give them back..... i wish the world would sing in perfect harmony.

the world can sing in perfect harmony but no one can talk normally anymore they have to sing everything. I wish that our tele wasn't so fuzzy.

it's not fuzzy. It just doesn't work. I wish cola could once again give you a high with two paracetamol.

It makes you so high till you become insane. i wish soft drinks were good for your health. xD

soft drinks are good for your health. except now they don't taste as good and are a bit gross. I wish I didn't have to work so early.

you dont have to work so early but you have to work til really late. i wish coursework was easier.

coursework is easier but exams get harder. I wish that the moon was purple.

The moons purple.... but its so dark you cant see it. I wish i could control the way my nails grow and how much by.

you can control your nail growth rate but you sprout hair everywhere and it doesn't stop growing. i wish it didn't take 3.5hrs on the train to go back to uni.

It doesn't....it takes 6.5 hours instead. I wish my skin was tanned.

You lie in the sun all day and get tanned but stay out too much and look like a sunburned orange. Trust me thats bad. I wish i could do magic.