It refills itself but then it breaks down completely.
I wish my dragon tattoo would come alive.
your dragon tato comes alive but it keeps on buringing you every time it breathes fire.
I wish that there wasn't a postal strike.
theres no postal strike... but all the postal workers quit their jobs
I wish animal testing was completely illegal!!!
animal testing is illegal. but because of that they now use humans to do all their testing.
I wish I had a dvd player in my room that worked.
You do but your house catches fire and it's lost to flames. (everything else survives though)
I wish i didn't have to go to work today.
you dont but you stay home all day and your place collapses on top of you
I wish my throat wasnt so sore.
your throats not sore and you get ear ache instead.
I wish i didn't have to travel through London when i go home from uni.
You don't. Instead you have to travel through Birmingham
I wish i could shoot a few select people legally
you can shoot certain ppl legally but other ppl can shoot you to.
I wish that there was magic in the world.
There is magic in the world but it's only evil magic.
I wish i had won at the Races tonight.
You won at the races tonight.
But all those guys that asked your help lost, and an angry mob is coming together...
I wish I had my Goddess... :wink:
You have your Goddess but she turns out not to be as nice as you thought.
I wish homework was non existent.
It is but you have lots of projects.
I wish money dropped from the skies.
money falls from the sky but in such heavy quantities that you get hit on the head and knocked out for 2 years.
I wish i could speak french fluently!
You can but everyone speaks German now.
I wish fur trading was illegal.