you have milk but its sour... I wish i could break my left arm and get out of PE.

(can i do that for you?) You break your arm and get out of PE but have to do Maths instead. I wish apple juice wasn't so tart.

(feel free...maths wouldnt be too bad... i dont pay attention in maths lessons anyway) it's not its poisoness instead... i wish i was smarter

You are smarter and top the class but keep getting beaten up and called a nerd/geek. I wish Fiji would beat South Africa.

(im already pretty smart, close to the top of the class hehe) Fiji beat south africa but then are disqualified. I wish i could eat chocolate.

you can but lose the bet. I wish golf wasn't so boring to watch.

(never gonna loose the bet... already counting my incoming cash hehe) Golf isn’t boring to watch, but its not golf anymore i wish i had a 5 litre bottle of coke

you do but drink it all in an hour and projectile vomit it back up. I wish work wasn't so stressful.

works not stressful anymore and becomes very very boring. I wish i didn't have learn my scales and arppegios.

You don't and get humiliated at practice because you didn't learn them and get kicked out of the orchestra. I wish womens monthlies aren't so painful

They arent painful... theyre unbearable. i wish i could find my permenant marker for my poster.

You find it but it doesn't wwork. I wish travel was cheap.

they make it cheaper by 1p. i wish school was 2 days a week instead of 5 days

It is 2 days but the other 3 are taken up by running for your life from flesh eating Zombies. I wish my hamster wasn't so fat.

instead its dangerously underweight i wish i had a big slice of delicious strawberry cheesecake!! (yum)