You live there for two days but then you get sent back. I wish i had a self-writing pen that would write what i tell it too.

(lol Nim I could actually see that happening, and I'm sure it will get there eventually) You have a self writing pen that writes what you tell it but once it starts it won't stop and writes every word you say on something for as long as you live. I wish I had a moterbike

You get one but it gets stolen I wish i had a punch bag

(No hudine it will not happen!) You have a punching bag but it was really expensive and broke on your first punch. I wish i was as smart as Stephen Fry

(was talking about doctor who not your money) You are but you trip over a log an lose your memory I wish I was psyic

(fair enough) You are psychic but hear everybodys thoughts and go insane. I wish Blackburn where a better team

THey are but only by one point. I wish I could find someone to teach me warrior skills. (my choices are Regin if he's still around, SE, or Ora if she knows any :D)

You do but you find you're rubbish at it. I wish my Alchemy was better.

It is but you break even my record of explotions in the prosses. I wish my healing was better

Your healing is better but not by much and all the healers won't allow you into the healing quaters. I wish math didn't take so long to do (you forget I know warrior skills and so does Akala but it's not our displine)

(I don't think I'm exactly Akala's favourite novice, and there isn't much room for taking the others with me with you there :P)

(ah but he might teach nim some stuff who might teach you something in turn. Akala will be doing basic skills so you can begin learning to shield there :))

(I can teach shielding. Akala's already taught me that.)

I wish that when I die, my body will be put in a small canoe in the water, after which someone would throw a flaming torch onto my corpse. I would then be cremated in a poetic way.

(i'll do two ) Math doesn't take so long because you're at fourth grade level. You are but the cremation sets the whole town on fire. I wish my pay is a lot tomorrow.