You became so thin till you got blown away by the wind. I wish i would put on more weight. lol.

You put on more weight but instead of a bit you put on a lot and need a crane to lift you out of bed. I wish I had a rabit

The rabbit bites you everyday. I wish i can draw.

You can draw but know one likes your pictures. I wish it was summer all year round.

Its summer all year round but it gets really hot that theres a shortage of water and people die. I wish it would snow this winter.

It snows all winter and you get snowed in and there is mass flooding when it melts when spring comes around. I wish I could lose wieght

You loose weight but put it straight back on again. I wish my bf would leave me alone when i'm on the forum.

He does, so much that he leaves you alone for the rest of your life, never to be seen again. I wish my dinner was ready.

Dinner is ready but you find your allergic to something in it the hard way. I wish I could sit here longer with out it hurting

You can but then you mould to the chair and can never get up again. I wish texting was cheaper.

It is but you don't have a phone to text with. I wish I was a jedi master

THey became very unpopular and everyone hates you. I wish there was an explanation for everything.

there is an explanation for everything but you get tired of those explanations because none are explanations you like. I wish I didn't have so much energy in the middle of the night

You don't and never do anything again at night and lose alll your friends. I wish i had good songs on my mp3

Yeah but they soon get deleted. I wish i had perfect eyesight.