Your bf stops waking you up when he goes to work and keeps you up all night instead. I wish i didn't have to ring bt to find out what our phone number is for our non existent phone line!!!!

You don't because the line gets connected but not activated and they charge you anyway so you have to ring them to shout at them for charging you. I wish shandy was more alcoholic.

It is so alchoholic till you get seriously drunk on your first sip. I wish the smell will go away.

The smell goes away but a worse one takes its place and follows you everywhere. I wish i had a warg

You have but it attacks you. I wish I had a Serial ATA cable to plug in my new hard drive :oops: :opps: :laugh:

You do but it's faulty I wish i had a katana and a set of japanese fighting fans.

someone broke into ur house and stole all of it the very next day. i wish i have a dog.

You have a dog but it's so small you lose it in the laundry basket I wish i could bend time and space.

You can but you can't controll it and end up in the distant past on another planet. I wish I could stop sleeping all day

You stop sleeping all day but are so hyper active you never sleep again. I wish i could get my tongue pierced

You get your toung pierced but it gets infected so badly you have to get part of your toung surgicly removed. I wish I had a pet Dalek

You have a pet Dalek but it goes insane and exterminates everyone. I wish i had mental barriers that nobody could pass.

you have mental barriers that no one can pass but you can't see in to anyone elses either. I wish that the piccolo part for some piece in wind orch is not so high.

It isn't high it's extremely low instead. I wish i was a guinea pig

You are a guinea pig but you get eaten by a peruvien man. i wish that i could remember what happened last night and that my head wasn't so fuzzy.