Now your head is sore. I wish that Wal Mart sold fish n' chips

there is, but it tastes shit i wish that i had more energy

You absorb the energy from all the power stations in the world, so no-one has any electricity and they all freeze. Then you become so full of energy that you explode, and the human race is now extinct. (I doubt that makes any sense) I wish someone would do all my coursework for me, or better yet; that I had none.

Someone does your coursework for you, fails horribly, or worse yet, you have loads and loads of evil essays to write. i wish i can get over my jealousy.

you can, but it comes back almost straight away. i wish i could get to sleep at night

you can, but you start having problems waking up in the morning and miss work/school every day. I wish I wasn't so addicted to candy

You are now addicted to drugs. I wish that I could cook good food.

You cook good food that nobody appreciates. I wish i can have a flat screen tv.

It only has on channel on it. THE WEATHER CHANNEL. I wish that I had a wish to wish for.

(LOL, nice one!) You had a wish to tur ninto an ant. I wish i had a cordless phone which worked.

It works.... On Mondays I wish that my tooth would stop hurting.

It stops hurting and falls out instead. I wish I didn't keep falling asleep all the time.

You now fall asleep once a day, and stay asleep for five hours. I wish that I had horns.

You're wish is granted but you fall into a cave and is stuck cause your horns are too big I wish I could decide which books to order next

They come 3 years later. I wish i have a new camera.