you agreeded to type a 13 page long list of songs i wish i had a poncho

you do, but it gets nicked. i wish it was the 20th.

(lol me 2) you sleep right through the day i wish that it wasnt getting busier at work

(strange, why do you?) it isnt, you get sacked. i wish i wasnt getting such killer headaches.

(i'm going to see woman in black at the theatre and i am looking forward to it) you stop getting headaches but you here voices instead i wish i got EMA

(ohh cool. from the 20th onwards im gonna be busy with all sorts of stuff) (The allowance right?) you apply, but are denied. i wish it wasnt sunday.

It's monday TIME FOR WORK/SCHOOL I wish that it was satuday everyday.

It is, but everyone gets so bored they kill themselves. I wish I had a comfortable bed to sleep in and that my neighbour wasn't her playing music so loud at 3 in the morning. (meh, I'm being greedy and having a double wish)

your neighbour plays her music at 4 and your bed is infested with bugs. i wish i had a better breakfast.

Your alergic to it. i wish i didnt' have work today

You don't, but while you're not there everybody else get cake, and you miss it. I wish someone would give me cake :)

someone does but you get an allergic reaction from it i wish i could go back in time.

You do, but you have no control over it, and ruin the future so that suddenly you're not even born. I wish I could teleport myself to any place in the world.

You also travel back in time one trillion years when you travel back in time. I wish that I had some Irn Bru right now.

It has poison in it. I wish i'm not feeling so bloated now.