You have a cure for the cold but because of that the cold mutates into a deadly virus and kills everyone. (wow i'm in a sombre mood) I wish i was telepathic

You are telepaphic but discover from reading people's minds know one likes you I wish my arm wasn't sore

your arm isn't sore but instead your leg is sore and hurts far worse. I wish I didn't have homework to work on

You don't but instead you've a test tomorrow that is going to be worth 50% of your grade I wish I could fly a plane

You can fly a plane but no one will let you. I wish my computer would speed up.

It speeds up real fast till it explodes. I wish i have a nice cold drink now.

You've a nice cold drink but it's that cold that it's frozen solid so you can't drink it. I wish I could drive

You can drive but you're really bad at it and crash into your house and through the living room whilst parking in the yard. I wish i wasn't so tired

(lol I could see that happening)

Your not feeling tired but hyper active and you can't stop your self from bouncing. I wish that it wasn't so glommy outside.

It's not so gloomy outside instead it's just raining dogs and cats and you find yourself dodging out of the way. I wish my dog didn't smell

Your dog doesn't smell but you do instead I wish my dog would stop sucking up to my dad

she stops sucking up to your dad but she sucks up to your mom and anyone else who comes by instead. I wish gas prices were cheaper

Gas prices are cheaper but only because all cars now run on electricity and you get fined if found using gas. I wish i was invincible.

Your invisable but because your invisable no one sees you get ran over when you try to cross a street. I wish calculus wasn't so hard.