you kill it. i wish my room would clean itself.

It cleans itself for one second then breaks and gets even messier I wish i didn't have spots

you dont, you have huge massive boils i wish i wasnt working in child care

(ews nasty boils lol) You're not. Your official job title is "Old incontinent persons backside cleaner" I wish i could go to America next year

(ewww i think you gave the worst possible work experience job ever) you loose your passport on the day of the flight. i wish i had a nicer sister.

(LMAO probably) You do but your cousin picks up the slack x10 I wish i had more anime dvd's

you do but a random psycho comes round and goes at them with a hammer I wish my laptop wasnt so slow sometimes.

It isn't it's broken I wish i had fish and chips!

you do but not cooked i wish it was saturday night.

It is but it lasts for one second I wish i had an Arceus

you do but it dies I wish i could be ill for the next 2 weeks.

You are but they send you on your work placement the two weeks after you recover I wish i wasn't so sleepy

you arent you're bouncing of the walls and so hyper that they put you in a straight jacket and put you in a padded cell I wish i didnt have writers block and could carry on my story

You don't but now you have no writing materials to put your ideas on (including computer, typewriter and good old fashioned pen and paper) I wish LKH was published sooner in England

It is but your out of the country I wish my phone wasnt scratched.