You get your camera, but it blows up as soon as you get it.
I wish I had a tidy room.
it gets messed up just a few days later.
i wish i dont have a bloated stomach.
You bloated stomach disappears, but moments after, it explodes
I wish technology was more advanced. >:>
It is but you can't use or understand any of anymore,
I wish the holidays were longer.
they are by an hour
(i wish they were too)
I wish it wasnt so late already.
It's the crack of the dawn and you're awoken from the best sleep you had ever.
I wish i dont have homework during the hols.
You have to do 10x as more in term time.
I wish I was more confident.
but you still do everything wrongly.
i wish my eye would stop itching.
your foot is broken instead.
I wish i wasn't permentantely tired.
you're permanently stressed.
i wish i can manage my time well.
you become so good it's freaks you out if you deviate the slightest from your schedule.
I wish I didn't have to be photographed tomorrow.
You are photographed in your sleep.
i wish i dont have to go out now.
you have to stay in and get bored
i wish i had a better work placement
You do but you don't like it and get mugged
I wish i wasn't hungry
(its likely i could get mugged anyway)
you're thirsty instead
I wish i could sleep through the next 2 weeks.