You get magic but you dont know how to control it and you end up having them blocked for your safety I wish i could fly

you can but you fly into a very tall building and are knocked unconscious thus falling to your death. (aren't I a cheerful person to be around ::D:) I wish I had could learn languages with instantly.

You are able to learn languages instantaneously but they are of no use as you talk backwards upside down and in circles (somehow!) I wish i had a pet chipmunk

you forget to feed it so it dies. I wish I could act.

You can't controll it and blow up i wish i get the job at asda

You are able to act, but everyone boos you offstage because they think you act bad I wish my mouse wasn't so annoying

It's less annoying because it isn't your mouse -- it's an imposter. I wish I had a job.

you get one but it doesnt pay i wish i was rich

You get loads of money.. But it is stolen money and you have the police after you I wish i could cook better

you can cook better but nobody else will taste it i wish that i was more confident

you become very aggrogant and lose all forms of tact. I wish there was a easy solution to stuff.

you find it but you end up getting wrong for cheating i wish that my mam would chill

she does so much she doesn't care at all anymore. I wish I wasn't always tired.

You never get tired, and end up going hyper on the excess energy and everyone gets annoyed by it I wish i had another box of Jaffa cakes

You have another box of jaffa cakes but it's empty because you've eaten all the jaffa cakes. I wish I was better at multitasking well.