Alright, you can, but it's two months overdue. I wish I lived in Ireland.

You live alone, no friends, no family. I wish i had more courage.

you don't have anything to be courageous about. I wish my exams were over.

They are, but you failed everything.

since Mirar forgte his wish I'll think of something. I wish I could visit Vancouver tomorrow.

(Hehheh, oops. didn't realise. Thanks anyway.) Yea, but Vancouver gets bombed and all flights are cancelled, unless you still want to go there to die. =.=''' I wish Global Warming would reverse itself.

Everybody dosent care about the environment and the process starts all over again. I wish the web wont hang on me.

It won't, your whole com crashes. I wish I lived in a bigger mansion with all my family members.

(biggER mansion? you already live in one?) It's structurally unsound and collaspes killing all of you. I wish reality would stop interupting me.

(Er, it's not really a mansion. Well just think of it as a house :D) You lose focus from the real world, and drift off into your dreams and fantasies, resulting in not being able to eat or drink, causing your death :D. I wish all computers were touch screen...

(wow, staying in a house in Singapore, not bad!) You break your fingers and cannot use the computer. I wish my antivirus programme would work.

(that's so evil. broken fingers.) It starts working the moment your computer shuts down. I wish I could teleport.

(haha. =P) You teleport to the dinosaur era and get stuck there. I wish my phone dont have so many scratches.

you teleport but you don't rematerialize at the other side i wish i had a better laptop

(i'll reply to both?) it has no more scratches, but a huge gash on the screen. your new laptop crashes due to bad Feng Shui. I wish I had unlimited supply of sushi...