well, someone has stolen all your money I wish I am not such idiot

you aren't such an idiot, you're extremely smart to the point of untold arrogance and no-one likes you I wish my headache would go away

It goes away, but you get an toothache I wish to buy an yellow t-shirt

you get one but it tears i wish i was willing to work harder in maths.

You are but you work so hard that you start failing everything else. I wish I could care about my english lit exam.

you do, you dont care about anything else i wish my ipod had more memory

I does in theory -- but it's broken. I wish I had remembered to practise my violin more over the holidays.

you do but it broke I wish i could sleep properly tonight

you have trouble awaking the next morning and was late. i wish i can remember all my chemistry notes.

you can but forget all other notes i wish i had more songs on my laptop.

you do, 2 i wish i had chips

you do but they're burnt i wish i never got homework!

you don't, you get extra school work i wish i was getting a new timetable tomorrow

you do but you hate it even more that you hate the one you have now i wish i didnt get my school report tomorrow.

you don't you got it today, then lost it i wish i had good subjects on fridays