it's not fizzy i wish i could read minds

they're all thoughts about hating you. i wish the weather wasnt so hot.

all of a sudden the world freezes over, and it becomes an ice age, and everything dies... I wish I could concentrate right now

You do, only to find that someone interrupts every 2 minutes anyway. I wish I could see my best friend again.

You can but she doesn't want to see you. I wish the teachers would strike for longer.

only 5 minutes i wish i could speak french

you can but nobody speaks french anymore i wish crunchyroll was working

it is, but not well i wish i understood biology

you do but can't put it into words I wish i had an ipod nano

(so do i) it's broken i wish my dog wasn't ill (she keep's puking on the carpet)

(Aww man, I can't ruin that wish, I'm vet student!) She apparently gets better, but then promptly dies... (Sorry!!) I wish you didn't need 8 hours of sleep a day

(how dare you, if she dies, i'm blaming you! lol) you need 7 hours and 59 minutes

your wish, ellen?

damn it! i wish i had a bowl of wheeto's (sp)

It starts raining so many wheetos that you have to eat your way out before you suffocate... I wish this pathology report would write itself