(i could do that, get it all over and done with!) your ear hurts i wish i didn't have to go back to school today (lunch break)

You don't instead you have to go to school throughout every weekend and holiday for the next five years to make up for it. I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted.

Your eye doesn't hurt, but your tongue does instead. I wish my hands weren't so damn cold everytime I used the computer.

your feet are cold instead i wish that my favourite neclace didn't snap today

Your necklace didn't snap today, but the bone in the tip of your pinky finger did. I wish I was a tree.

(you jinksed(sp)! me, i snapted my index finger when i was at net ball during P.E.!, someone chucked it to hard, bent my finger right back, hurt like crazy!) your a tree, but your getting chopted down i wish it wasn't raining

(Oh, I'm sorry! I'll try and ruin the wishes in a slightly less sadistic way.) It's not raining anymore. It's pelting fist-sized hailstones instead. I wish this forum wouldn't build up a stack of around 6 email notifications before it sends them all to me at once, late.

(yeah, that's less sadistic *she say's in a sarcastic tone*) i build's up a stack of 12 instead i wish my finger didn't hur as much

they are completely numb and fall off. i wish i have time to do everything.

You are now immortal, therefor time isn't much of an object anymore. You're doomed to live forever. I wish the sequel/prequel to the BMT came out now, rather than later.

It is but you can't get a copy of it. I wish I had easy access to all the books I want to read.

Now THAT'S cruel. xD You now have easy access to all the books you want to read, but it requires a deposit of a vital organ before you can enter. I wish I was a magician. ;_;

(I'd sacrifice a vital organ for some books -- just so long as I survived long enough to read them) yOu are but you destroy yourself with your power by mistake. I wish I had magic powers for real.

You have magical powers, and you learned enough from my mistake not to destroy yourself with your magic. You do, however, destory everyone and everything around you by mistake when you try to re-heat a cup of tea. I wish for something interesting to happen.

somthing happen's thats extreamly intresting, but results in mass kaos(sp) killing lots of people i wish i had more money