You aren't you're severely dehydrated. I wish i could control sand

I cant control your life instead. I wish i dont need to go to sleep.

you dont but you get extremely tired i wish i understood my coursework

you do but you still flunk it. I wish my schoolbag was lighter.

It's only lighter because you've forgotten all your books and then all your teachers give you detentions. I wish I didn't have to so much work.

it is because you have a hole in the bag and everything falls out, so you loose it all! i wish i could memorise all the cards in my pack of tarot cards.

you cant remember anything else. i wish i dont feel angry.

YOu feel severely depressed instead. I wish I had Tnagled Webs.

You do but they get burnt in a fire I wish i had shorter hair

yeh your bald! i wish the weather was less wet.

It's dehydratingly hot instead I wish i didn't have stomach cramps

you dont instead you break your leg i wish it was exam time already.

It is but they don't finish for three months I wish i had some scrambled egg on toast *yum*

you do but its all off. i wish i had some chocolate brought to me right now.

You do but it's out of date and uneatable I wish i had more money for my holiday