It is but weighs your hands down and you look like a chimp I wish it was 10 o clock

it gets stuck there forever. I wish there's an answer to everything.

there is but they get lost forever I wish i had a day off today.

You cant get a day off for the rest of the year. I wish mosquitos were extinct.

they are but something worse appears i wish we didnt need immunisations

We don't because there's no chance we've all caught the diseases and dying from them already. I wish my teachers weren't giving us so much work.

they dont they give you more homework i wish i didnt sneeze.

(Unfortunately they're giving us both. *sigh* joys of y11. You don't sneeze you vomit instead. I wish I wasn't so tired.

You're not tired but you're permanently asleep. I wish I didn't have to measure stones on a coursework trip..

you don't you have to measure poop I wish i was a dragon

But then you keep burning all your favourite books. I wish I had strange coloured eyes.

you do but get locked up for being an alien I wish my ear didn't hurt

Your head hurts instead... it's throbbing like never before I wish my holiday lasted longer

It does but it ends in horribly. I wish i didn't have to go to my lecture.

You don't you have you have cycle around the world in a day instead. I wish I more money for books.