you can but you cant stop coughing i wish parents evening was non-existant

instead you have a 'whole family evening'. i wish the ulcer will go away.

it goes but you get another in its place i wish my research would do itself

It does but misses out the most important bits. I wish people would actually show up for work.

they do but you dont and get in trouble i wish i had something to do this weekend.

You do but it turns out to be homework I wish my brain would stop having writers block.

it does instead you have speech block i wish my predicted future would come true.

It does but you get killed on your first job. I wish i had a Lois Vutton handbag

you do but you spill coke on it, which ruins it. i wish my trip to paris costed less.

It costs less because it gets cancelled and refunded I wish i had some decent jeans

you do but they shrink in the wash i wish i was a size smaller

You are but can no longer find clothes that fit. I wish my shoulder didn't itch.

it doesnt coz you had an injection so its swollen and painful i wish i had chosen drama for GCSEs

You did but fail it I wish i wasn't broke

you arent your filthy rich but a snob and no one likes you i wish i was less bored