you arent your just in a coma i wish my new mobile phone hadnt dropped down the sink and broken. :-x (you have no idea how pissed and upset i am atm!)

It didn't it just stopped working and the company won't replace it. I wish my ebay stuff would arrive.

its arrives but in very tiny chopped pieces i wish the options key on the phone would at least work.

It does but all the other buttons are broke. I wish i could have a QI marathon.

you do but you wish you didnt i wish i could get a new phone this weekend

You can but it's a crappy brick of a phone. I wish i didn't have to travel tomorrow.

you dont instead you stay where you are and get terribly bored. i wish tuesday would come quickly!

It does but goes in a flash I wish i was less tired but not hyper

your less tired because your asleep. i wish i didnt have writers block.

You don't your hand won't work instead I wish i had Rocky Horror Picture Show.

you do but you hate it and it makes you blind. i wish i could type my story faster.

You can but you're typing so fast your keyboard breaks. I wish I could learn Russian quickly.

you know the language but cant speak it i wish that i a good time on my trip tomorrow.

You do but then you fall down a well I wish i could do 'Headology'

u can, but you are terrible at it. i wish Chinese New Year can last longer..