all your illnesses are cured but you get a new illness that cannot be cured. I wish that I a brand new car

You have a brand new car of your dreams but crash it. I wish I could sleep

You can sleep but you sleep so deeply you don't wake up for 10 years. I wish that i could fly.

You can fly, but once you get to 20,000feet you can't anymore and plumit to your death. I wish I had a boyfriend

You have a boyfriend but he cheats on you. Wish i didn't have to take orders from anyone.

You don't but your stranded on a deserd island all on your own with only two coconuts, a length of rope, and a barren pamtree. I wish the acceptance cerimony would hurry up and happen.

Everyone finally shows up and the acceptance cermony can start but on the way you trip badly are forgotten about. I wish it was sunny outside

Its is nice and sunny but storm clouds quickly appear in the sky. I wish i didn't have to audition for orchestra.

You don't have to aurdition for the orcrastra because they flat out refused to take you. I wish I could draw

you can draw but you drop your pictures in a big puddle and they get smudge. I wish that i didn't have to pay bills.

You don't have to pay bills but then you get evicted I wish i didn't have work early tomorrow.

you don't have to work early tomorrow but you have to work all night instead. i wish it wasn't so quiet in the computer room.

It isn't so quite in your computer room but you have a 50 man brass band in instead. I wish I wasn't so sore

You're not sore, you're in blinding pain. I wish monkeys could fly.

monkeys can fly but now their move of a pain in the butt. Instead of sneaking behind you to take food they fly over you to take food. I wish I was at lake havasu now